Author’s note: Guaranteed to make you stay single!
Just how big of a jerk are you?
Will you raise a hand on me?
Thinking I’m frail? and helpless?
How much of an asshole will you be?
When I outsmart you, would you
And when I retaliate,
would you call me crazy? then convince
the rest that I AM, actually?
What kind of an insecure person are you?
Will you belittle my triumphs?
Smirk on my ambitions?
How would you handle my success?
Are you someone dependable?
who wouldn’t be overpowered
when I am down? who won’t get upset
when I feel weak?
What WILL you do, when I DO feel weak?
Are you someone on whom I could lean? or
will you throw me under the bus,
to end my ordeal?
What do you want, exactly?
And do you think you can handle me?